I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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