Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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