he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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