i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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