I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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