i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
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