spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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