I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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