just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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