Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
its liver damage thursday
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