Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I am puke
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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