East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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