Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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