at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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