Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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