why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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