i think my mom watched the whole time
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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