Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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