We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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