i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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