I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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