How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
