Moan for me like Helen Keller
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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