We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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