this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Randomize
