Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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