I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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