My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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