the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
