I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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