I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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