Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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