lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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