is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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