my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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