I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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