I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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