"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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