There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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