apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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