I must be too annoying 4 u.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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