Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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