Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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