yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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