Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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