for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
organizing the empties. That sober.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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