let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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