By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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