We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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