Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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